(A dramatization Not to be taken seriously)
Sahm: Yes, I’ll take this one, it has to have more power than my old one and be impenetrable to baseball bat blows. Can I try this cd out on it?
Salesman: Of course Senior Sosa, it is reinforced with concrete. Here, you put in the cd like this.
Sahm: And where do you turn it on? (Sahm flipping a switch on his new, louder boombox)
Radio Announcer: This just in…Our beloved national hero Sammy Sosa, who was besmirched by the evil Chicago media giant, will be traded to Baltimore.
Sahm: Oh, I better get ready. I need to book a trip to Venezuela and call Manny the Mule.
Salesman: Senior Sosa, should I wrap this up for you?
Sahm: No, I will walk out with it. (Sosa turning on the cd player and letting loud Salsa music blare). I hope that Miguel Tejada likes this cd…