Epiphany

Definition: an intuitive grasp of reality through something (as an event) usually simple and striking.

Well that's what I had after seeing Joe Borowski's stats tonight. Everyone (except for maybe Dusty) knows that Remlinger can't seem to get out LH hitters. Well it seems as though JoBo is his righthanded doppleganger. Joe just can't get out righties, but lefties were hitting a miniscule .071 against him going into tonight. So instead of cutting him, let's try him as the designated LOOGY and only use Rem against righties (RH BAA = .163).

Not that this would ever happen. Oh wait, it could if only Borowski or Remlinger would suggest it to Dusty. He seems to do whatever his players ask. Corey leading off again? Haven't we heard that song before? Hey Dusty, your ride just pulled up outside (short yellow bus honking in background).