Scene 1: Wrigley Field, the Cubs clubhouse following a
June 20, 5-3 win over Oakland. Bruce Levine is interviewing Cubs Closer Latroy Hawkins
BRUCE: Great game out there today Latroy. Can you describe the lift the Ichiro gave the team in his first game, going 3-5?
LATROY: Sheeeet Bruce. Did you see that lil' guy when he got on base. He can motor.
BRUCE: Do you think this is what the team needs to get back into the race.
LATROY: I dunno. Corey just wasn't gettin' it done. We gotta move onto to players that will make us win now.
BRUCE: Are you aware of the fact that there is a million dollar bounty for a naked picture of Ichiro?
LATROY: Say what???
(Kyle Farnsworth and Francis Beltran are now in the picture listening to Levine)
BRUCE: Yeah, a Japanese tabloid has a million dollar offer on a naked picture of Ichiro.
FARNSWORTH: One Million dollars?
BRUCE: Yeah.
LATROY: (to a newspaper photographer) gimme that camera. (he rips it out of his hand)
FARNSWORTH: (to Beltran and Hawkins) Even split of the million?
BELTRAN: (nods)
LATROY: Hell Yeah.
FARNSWORTH: Let's get him.
Will our heroes win the Million Dollars?
Will Ron Santo try to interview Ichiro?
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